All Things Bob

Posted in Family, Personal with tags on July 23, 2008 by Bob

My centralized web presence is now at http://bobbland.wordpress.com.

All right, Hamilton!

Posted in Sports with tags , , , , , , , on July 15, 2008 by Bob

Josh Hamilton DOMINATED the Home Run Derby like nobody ever has, yet he only managed to finish in second place, because he hit so many home runs in the first round (28!) that he had nothing left in the tank for the finals. But even though Justin Morneau technically won, it is Hamilton’s awesome performance everyone will remember for years to come. Here’s what Baseball Tonight had to say about it:

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Skip Bayless & Nelly Unite to Throw Romo Under Bus

Posted in Sports with tags , , , , , on July 14, 2008 by Bob

On ESPN’s First Take this morning, noted Cowboy hater Skip Bayless and his 1st and 10 sparring partner for the day, rapper Nelly, found common ground in their dislike of Tony Romo. Their point of contention is that Romo’s “80% of what is said about me are lies” comment is total BS. I say F both Skip and Nelly, but here’s the clip if you want to hear their crap for yourself…

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Italian Spiderman is Hilarious!

Posted in Entertainment, Humor, Video with tags , on June 28, 2008 by Bob

My buddy shiv over at Obner alerted me to a series of hilarious short films called Italian Spiderman.  They are produced by an outfit called Alrugo, who we’ll need to keep our eyes on for more web-based hilarity to come.  Here are the six episodes of Italian Spiderman released so far:

Episode 1:

Episode 2:

Episode 3:

Episode 4:

Episode 5:

Episode 6:

The Return of “Match Game” Has Me So Excited I’m Liable to _______ Myself

Posted in Entertainment, Humor, TV with tags , , , , , , , on June 21, 2008 by Bob

Match Game was my favorite show as a kid growing up in the ’70s, so I am overcome with excitement about its impending revival on TBS. It’s got some of my favorite funnymen, including Norm MacDonald and Bob Einstein, and is being executive produced by the comedy giant Robert Smigel.

Best of all, it will be hosted by Andrew “Dick Pepperfield” Daly!

New “Side” Blog

Posted in Entertainment, Family, Humor, Personal, Sports with tags , , on June 11, 2008 by Bob

Otisburg remains my primary blog, but for those of you who are fans of SportsRadio 1310 The Ticket in Dallas, check out the blog I’ve started called “Sideshow Blog.”  It’s just me providing running commentary on shows like The HardLine and Dunham & Miller, as well as mixing in some occasional schtick (fake ads, etc.)

Time for Celebrations!

Posted in Entertainment, Family, Humor, Otisburg, Personal on June 6, 2008 by Bob

It certainly is time for celebrations, as I have been offered and accepted a new job.  There are many, many reasons this calls for celebrations, but these are the main ones:

  1. I will be shaving 68 MILES off of my daily round-trip commute.  Not only will I finally be able to put months and months of extreme fatigue behind me, but I won’t have to cough up $20 in gas a day just to get to and from work.
  2. My new job is a promotion both in terms of salary and title.  I’m not fixated on either, but both are very nice perks, to be sure.
  3. I will be returning to a career in my original field of study after a prolonged absence…nine years, to be exact.  If I ever hoped to go back, it was pretty much now or never.
  4. I will no longer be required to wear a tie every day.  I don’t mind wearing a tie every now and then, but now that it’s getting to be summer and triple-digits are fast approaching, I’m much less likely to sweat myself into spontaneous combustion while in business casual attire.
  5. My new job is located close enough to my mother’s place of employment that we can now carpool to and from work.  This really is a good thing.  Really.  I’m not just trying to convince myself.
  6. Health and dental insurance take effect as of my first day of employment.  I had to wait 90 days for it to kick in at the last job.  Suffice it to say that my household has its fair share of prescriptions to fill on a recurring basis.
  7. Last, but most certainly not least, the time I save by not spending up to four hours a day in rush hour traffic should free me up to start posting somewhat regularly to this blog again.

And isn’t that really the greatest gift of all?